Usually I don't read instructions, to anything. It's pretty much just a frustrating way to waste time. One of the few sets of instructions that I actually have read, are the instructions that you can find on the back of shampoo bottles. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. To me, this makes little sense... I get the lather and rinse part... but what in the world are you supposed to repeat? Repeat lathering the shampoo that you just rinsed 'cause that's what the instructions told you to do? And when do you stop? Notice how it doesn't say: Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Stop. I can just imagine someone lathering their shampoo and rinsing, then lathering again, and then rinsing again... I can't help but think of this person performing these actions over and over again until all their hair falls out. Maybe, just maybe the people who make the shampoo want that to happen. They want everyone that uses their shampoo to loose their hair. While they, knowing when to stop repeating, keep their hair and then TAKE OVER THE WORLD. Now do you see what I mean? It's a huge problem that can lead to world domination!! WHEN DO YOU STOP REPEATING? I never and I mean never, got what they meant when it said repeat, and know that I finally get it, I'm glad I never did it. And I just realized... why do they have instructions on shampoo. It mine as well say:
1. Squirt into hand
2.Rub on to head and work into lather
3. Repeat if necessary
4. Stop unless you want to be bald

Wow. I'm glad I know their plan.
TIP: Don't repeat, unless YOU WANT ALL YOUR HAIR TO FALL OUT!! (You mine as well shave it off)